tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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