IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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