It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
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This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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