oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
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I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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