how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
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I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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