Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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