my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
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Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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