This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
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I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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