I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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