Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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