Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i just google imaged poop.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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