Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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