you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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