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About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
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Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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