Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
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My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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