So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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