I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
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Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
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Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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