he puts the penis in happiness.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
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sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
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He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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