why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
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Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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