my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
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I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
How does one acquire holy water?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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