Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
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I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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