we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
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This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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