help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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