yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
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Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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