make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
we should paint friendship bongs
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