I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
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I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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