its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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