Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
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i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
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Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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