i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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