I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
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you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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