physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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