Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
You're like the curious george of whores
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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