Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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