I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
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