he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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