My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
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Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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