He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Nicole vs. Life
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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