You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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