its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
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I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
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I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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