This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
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It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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