So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
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it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
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The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
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All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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