i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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