I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
you guys were way drunker than both of me
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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