3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
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Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
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You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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