All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so explain again why im purple
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When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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