Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
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Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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