Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Randomize
