I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
nutella sex= disaster
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whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
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You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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