Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
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