matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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