god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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