It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
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After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
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Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board