I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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