I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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