I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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