Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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